July272014

How to Put a Baby to Sleep in 3 Easy Steps

1. Torso carry

2. OMD LOOK AT THAT BEBES SLEEPING

3.  This is where it gets tricky. Transfer unconscious child from back to bed.

Congratulations! Naptime has been achieved in 92 seconds. 

P.S. Formatting from a tablet sucks

July262014

songsforleaving:

i don’t know how to stop being sad

 You plan a day to hang out with your sisters and observe the funny antics of their children.

July242014
July132014

findanewequation:

So for the last four months or so, I have taken part in the body positivity movement on Instagram, including posting photos of myself in my bikini and underwear/bra. Keep in mind that none of my photos have ever been sexually explicit or suggestive and that I have always been fully covered. As far as nudity goes, I show no more skin than a thin woman in a bikini. Below is a photo I uploaded last night, with the caption “I love my belly. ♥”

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At approximately 2:05 am, I received an email from Instagram stating that a photo had been removed from my account for “violating the community guidelines.” I went to my page to find the above photo missing from my account. Angry and determined to make a point, I went to the tags on Instagram to find photos of women dressed in as much clothes as I was. I found entire pages dedicated to sharing women in sexually explicit and suggestive poses in half the clothes I am wearing in the above photo. I also found men, completely naked with the photo cropped to just miss their dick being in the photo. I reported these photos for nearly half an hour.

At exactly 3:58 am, I was logged off of my Instagram account while using it and then told that my account had been disabled for violating the community guidelines. My entire account containing over 560 followers and over 500 personal photos and memories of my self love journey were removed without warning.

I went to sleep crying, disgusted and angry that Instagram would do this. When I woke up, I found that every pornographic image I had reported was not only still there, but so was the pages offering to send people nudes in direct messages. That is the moment that I became enraged and determined to fight this.

This is not the first time that Instagram has practiced size discrimination. Meghan Tonjes went through a very similar situation and her story went viral. I am asking you to make this go viral as well, because THIS is not okay. By removing my photos and the photos of women of size and not the others, Instagram is effectively telling women that our fat bodies are more offensive to the eyes of children and their viewers than thin women half naked and blatant pornography. They are silencing us and telling us that our bodies are to be censored while the rest of the world can practice “cocks in socks” and post Victoria’s Secret Models.

I will not be silenced. After years of struggling with my body through depression, anxiety and self harm, I WILL NOT let a website tell me that my body is censor worthy simply because it is a fat body with cellulite and rolls. END SIZE DISCRIMINATION ON INSTAGRAM.

2PM
July102014

Who wants to judge my baby names

offishal-faggot:

For a girl I like; Aurora, Huxley, Creedance, and Dooriya

For a boy I like; Kodiak, Prism, and Romani.

HELP?

I like Aurora and Creedance - you could call her Cree or Dancer, which is really pretty! Kodiak and  Prism are both pretty cool, though out loud Prism sounds like “prison”. I like how Romani looks and sounds, but I’d be worried about contributing to the oppression against Romani people. Not to mention it’s just like callingsomeone “American” or “Spanish” or “Chinese”.    

11PM

I played a name game with Mr. Safety and am quite enraptured by my sibset. I think I’ll have to do something with them.

Madeline Songbird “Magpie”, 13

Broderick Meadow “Badger”, 9

Bartholomew Wind “Beau/Bow”, 8

Fenna Violet “Fen”, 5

July92014
July82014

Learned how to save a wilted lettuce (hint: soak in ice water for 15 min). Crispy salad is infinitely preferable to limp, soggy salad.

July52014

more from 4chan

transluminescence:

  • they are planning to continue the “raid”
  • they are planning to post gore and scat porn in the food tags in the next few days (one proposed to start this on sunday)
  • they are expanding into all popular tags, including fandom tags, art, celebrities, asthetic/vaporwave etc. anything popular
  • they are planning to inbox and send submissions of gore, porn etc to feminist blogs
  • they are planning to target fat positive blogs in a big way (they are posting a lot of from chubby-bunnies right now so beware if you follow them or submit to them or are reblogged by them)
  • they’re planning to vandalize fanfic by copy/pasting then adding MLP porn/gore in the middle of it so it catches readers off guard
  • they are currently looking for “important feminist tumblrs” to target
  • they are making throw-away/untraceable email accounts to make tumblr accounts with via securemail.hidemyass com and 10minutemail com
  • if you are going to reblog this, do not add tags to it though making your own unique tag for tumblr savior purposes is probably okay

(Source: lumpenspaceproletariat, via thisisableism)

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